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MADAM BOLA: () omo Ibo! Omo Ibo!!! Open door o! Day don break! Which young person dey stay for bed until this time when him mates don all dey ready for work. for night you no go sleep, na so you go dey for phone dey talk to man! ADAKU: good morning, ma. MADAM BOLA:Continue reading “MY WIFE: episode 10”

(Funmi had called Ebuka severally to pick her up from the park to no avail, so she decided to take a cab home. she knocked on the door and Nkechi opened the door for her) FUNMI: where is your brother?? NKECHI: calm down, woman! a hello would be a good start! FUNMI: oh sorry myContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 9”

NKECHI: Amara, get the door I am in the restroom! AMARACHI: coming!! One minute (opens the door) wow! Where have you been since Saturday. We’ve looked everywhere for you! EBUKA: why are you still here. You only had my permission to be here until Sunday. By my calendar, today is Monday. You should be inContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 8”

FUNMI: Ebuka! Ebuka!! Wake up!!! EBUKA: (incoherently) what is it, babe? FUNMI: I’m going to Lagos and I’m ready. Please drop me off to the park? EBUKA: so you now wake up and decide to go to your parents’ house without any prior notice? And since when did you start going to Lagos by road?Continue reading “MY WIFE: Episode 7”

NKECHI: Dede, Amara just got to the Park; can I use your car to go pick her up, please? EBUKA: Nkechi, you know you cannot drive me car! You’ll be arrested because your name is not in my insurance. Why not ask her to take a cab? NKECHI: she’s not very familiar with Abuja andContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 6”

MADAM BOLA: Tosin! Tosin!! TOSIN: ma!!! MADAM BOLA: come here! TOSIN: go spread these clothes for me. MADAM BOLA: auntie Adaku washed, so there’s no space to spread them. MADAM BOLA: Ko gbogbo won Sile! Ode omo Igbo yi. A ji laaro a sa gbogbo aso e ki Awon eniyan ma ba raye! Mi oContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 5”

EBUKA: babe, I’ll come back a little late tomorrow. There’s a contract I want our company to enter into. I’m not very sure about what the law is on that; so I’ll go see my solicitor about it after work tomorrow FUNMI: what contract is that? EBUKA: I want the company to purchase…sorry, my brotherContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 4”

NKECHI: good evening, brother. How was work? EBUKA: work wasn’t too bad. Where have you been? NKECHI: I’ve been upstairs FUNMI: good evening, Inkechi NKECHI: hia!!! Oh! Please Funmi my name is not Inkechi! Seriously, what’s so difficult about my name! I pronounce your name perfectly why can’t you do same! I am beginning toContinue reading “MY WIFE: episode 3”

CALISTA: it must be difficult for you being married in an Ibo family when you are Yoruba.. FUNMI: not really. Well, since I got married I haven’t actually had any problems with my in-laws. Not sure if it’s too early to say they are nice. Calista: way too early. You’ve only been married for 4Continue reading “MY WIFE: Episode 2”

Nkechi: is anyone home! Dede! Dede! Funmi: coming! Who is It?(opens the door) Lord! Kechi, is everything Okay?? Nkechi: everything is okay. Why? Funmi: we weren’t expecting you… Nkechi: Oh! Sorry I forgot I need to send you a special notice before I visit my brother’s house . Can I go in please! Funmi: IContinue reading “MY WIFE: EPISODE 1”